EverQuest Trivia #701

Is the dude with a dong a playable race?

Yes. Well, different people probably have different ideas of what is sensible and what is not, but it's pretty much equally sensible, at least.

Yes.

Yes.

Is this item in original EQ?

No.

Is the dude with a dong naked?

Like, I know you said you can’t see his junk and all, but think of it as if I was running around naked in-game (or if it was Morituus Day, then also irl).

Was this item introduced after PoP?

Nah, he's wearing more than just his skivvies.

No. (My hesitation with Sobmre's question wasn't because of the time frame, but because it implied the item was a drop. It doesn't drop in the usual sense of the word, but "drop" sometimes is used like "when the expansion drops" and such, so it was still a "yes" answer.)

oh dang I wasted a question...

Uh was it introduced in Kunark?

Was it introduced in Velious?

Is the dude with the dong kind of a jerk to you?

Happens! :/
No.

No.

No.

Recap:

Sort of:

• Does the answer to this game have a distinguishable primary color? (It could reasonably be argued that either of two colors is the primary color.)

No:

• Is this item related to a raid?
• Does this item resemble a phallus in any way?
• Can this item be equipped?
• Are any of the primary colors primary colors?
• Can this item be combined to make something else?
• Is the item looted from a dead NPC?
• Is this item tradable?
• Was it likely a tree?
• Is this a purchased thing?
• Is this item foraged?
• Is this item a ground spawn?
• Does a chick with boobs give you the damn thing?
• Does the dude wear a dress?
• Is this item in original EQ?
• Is the dude with a dong naked?
• Was this item introduced after PoP?
• Uh was it introduced in Kunark?
• Was it introduced in Velious?
• Is the dude with the dong kind of a jerk to you?

Yes:

• Is it related to a quest?
• Is it not the end result of the quest?
• For clarity, is it an item?
• does it drop in pop or before it
• Does a dude with a dong give it to you?
• Would it be sensible to do this quest for all playable classes?
• Does completion of the related task result in something that would be equipped?
• Is the dude with a dong a playable race?

Rejected for containing too many questions within one question:

• Is the NPC it drops from a playable race?

Was it introduced in Luclin?

No.

Is the final item that results from quest this item is use in a form of jewelry ?

Here we go again --
That leaves us with Planes of Power. Is it in any of the "element"al planes, Wind, Water, Fire, Earth?

Is this item found in a zone that has the words "Plane of" in the name?

Does the quest limit itself with steps only to zones released in PoP?

Good question!

Did the dude with a dong have a mother whose loins produced more dudes with dongs?