Recap Yes Is it an item? Is it consumable? NoIs this an NPC? Is it a place a troll like Duder would take a lady on a date? Is it the Fabled Blade of Xalgoz? Is it from LDoN or earlier? Is it crafted? Would it make me tipsy? Is this looted from recently deceased npc? Is it a food item? Is it a drink? Is it a potion? Is it a spell, scroll? Is it a claimable item? (Like a prize)
Is it the Poor Goblin Disguise from the druid 1.5 quest? (Shot in the dark because it doesn't actually turn you into a goblin, if I remember correctly. The "no" for affecting the player character is breaking my brain.)