Yes A NPC The NPC is normally scowl/threaten to all races/dieties (Cannot Confirm) It is a humanoid If you attacked this NPC while solo during it's current content time you could expect to survive the encounter. It is level 30 or below. It has a proper name. This NPC is technically can be found during the first 10 expansions, but is not tied to the release of an expansion. Located in a zone with water. It is located in a zone adjacent to a city or a place which you can bind. Involved in a quest. Kinda Nekkid. The NPC's quest is related to a specific class Located on Odus Quest results in an item as the reward. No Not an item or location Not located on Antonica, Faydwer, Luclin, Kunark, Velious, Kuua, LoY zone Not Fippy No Lackeys Not found underwater No boats travel through the zone. Does not like to hop (to my knowledge) Not of a playable race If you were playing EQ on April 24th, 2000 at 1:27am GMT you would not be able to meet, greet, and murder this NPC. Not a seasonal/temporary NPC. Does not drop any of it's body parts. Does not wear a robe. NPC is not related to an epic quest. Not in updated tutorial zone Not in Jaggedpine or SolC Worthless Questions (AKA Mort) Cannot Confirm nor deny a death rattle at this point Is any part of it the color periwinkle? Does it enjoy chicken wings? Does it have boobies? Is the NPC fugly?
No Yes! It is indeed Smithy Rrarrgin, you've won this round and thus have been chose as the great game master for the next. Congratulations!