Great quotes thread for Oakwynd

Discussion in 'Time Locked Progression Servers' started by Runes, Apr 6, 2023.

  1. Runes Augur

    Ok time to lighten the mood a bit, come here and morph your best quote from a movie, book, or any other content but relate it to how you feel about Oakwynd either way and people can guess where the root came from. I will start it off

    "The funny thing is- on the outside , I was an honest man, straight as an arrow, I had to come to Oakwynd to be a crook"
  2. MasterMagnus The Oracle of AllHigh

    You asked.

    Sung to the tune of "Some Girls" by the Rolling Stones.

    Oakwynd give me money, Oakwynd give me clothes
    Oakwynd give me perks, I never asked them for.

    Some guilds they want diamonds, some guilds they want pearls.
    Some guilds they want everything in the world, (you can possibly imagine!!)

    So give me all your place holders, give me all your named.
    Buy me a krono bro, I'll give you half, of everything I PWN!
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  3. Gemstoner Elder

    I'm not encounter locked with you, you're all encounter locked WITH ME! <casts mez>
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  4. TLP Addict Augur

  5. YouDaGoob Lorekeeper

    Passwynd, or HardPassWynd. See you next year around this time
  6. Bewts Augur

    My new guild is stillborn
    Zithax likes this.
  7. birdsong_pawn Augur

    Anakin: We're going to implement encounter locking.
    Padme: You know about far-taunt, warping, and the other hacks, right?
    Anakin: *blank stare*
    Padme: Right?!? ANNIE?
  8. Prayer New Member

    Daybreak:
    "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it" -Lucille Bluth
  9. Runes Augur

    Players: Did you order the FTE
    DPG: We will answer the question. You want answers?
    Players: We think we are entitled
    DPG: You want answers?!
    Players: We want the Truth

    DPG: You can't handle the truth! Players we live in a world that have snowflakes and those snowflakes have to be guarded by Devs with codes. Who's gonna do it? You? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for FTE and you curse Oakwynd. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know, that non FTE Servers are dead, while tragic, probably will save subscriptions. In our experience, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves Subs! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about, you want us to add FTE!, you need us to add FTE! We use words like marketing and experimental . We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something... You use them as a punchline. We would rather you just say thank you and went on your merry way. Either way, we don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

    Players: Did you order the FTE!?

    DPG: We did the job that..

    Players DID YOU ORDER THE FTE!!

    DPG YOU"RE GODDAM RIGHT WE DID!!
  10. Zansobar Augur

    “Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.”
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  11. YouDaGoob Lorekeeper

    "Everquest: Youre in your world now!"
  12. JergensLivingston Journeyman

    I Need My Kronos And I Need It Now! :mad: