Seriously guys? Mercenary names

Ive seen the pet named Boner before in POK , pretty sure there can be multiples of names cuz that is not really original. In the old sk pages I think lots of sk used that name for their pets. Personally I named my red skell merc Boof Boy. and my pet Niblet.

Hell yeah. I always chose goblins for my caster DPS. I've got Sparky, Snarky, Darky, Barky, Malarky.

Named my healer merc "Aggrobutt". She's a drachnid.

Does that mean you're the Jolly Green Giant?

ShinyBob's brother? (Old enchanters will get that.)

That would be amazing for a necro merc!

umm.. the NSFW Bob...he got the title Lord added after saving my butt when I pulled far too many mobs one time, it was a miracle we lived in the end..

Yes, of course, because then you can have your mercs have cool names, like my froglok tank that is called Froginator

How about Mymercsanidiot?

Our mercs are cousins. Wow! Small world. I sometimes think mine should have to carry a sign.

Inbreeding, no doubt.

I wouldn't doubt it. If your family tree does not branch, you might be a merc.

My Swinetor healer merc is name Kimkardashian.

That is insulting to Swinetor!

Similar levels of intelligence though.

Missed opportunity:

Kimkardashiham

Had to get a new merc today. I forgot about the totally useless, annoying requirement to wait 30 seconds after dismissing a merc. Just worse!

My enchanter pet is a classy individual, so his name is Reflectivrobert.