I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" I said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free." I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"
This is the kind of quality content I come to the forum for. What other underrepresented animals are missing from this game?
Shai-Hulud Walk without rhythm Also Perry the Platypus would like to speak with the manager, which is totally expected.
There are no Deer, or elk, or any other members of that family.. but you can see (and get) mounted heads for walls and a mount to ride....
Pigeons. Lots of statuary, no pigeons crapping on them. Gulls. In all beach areas they swoop in and snatch stat food at random intervals.
Pigeons are rats with wings. Staple wings on the rats in-game and teach the gulls to eat them. Win-win all around.
Gulls are a more horrible species than Pigeons or Rats imho I would happily exterminate every last one of them from the face of the earth. Not only do they crap over everything, rip open bins, attack people, attack other animals (seen one flying off with some kid's puppy), steal, spread disease but in cities infested with them nobody sleeps because they scream and squawk all night & all day.
Thread winning idea here. Make it so. Goose moves eratically, and is immune to ranged/spell attacks. Golden egg, solid stat food common, Faberget Egg vendor trash high value rare drop.
It could be time to open Norrath's first fast food chain. Gull Kabobs, Pigeon nuggets, Halfling burgers, etc. I don't have a name yet. Will work on that.