why do dwarfs need to group to level?

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Evertrek, Aug 31, 2021.

  1. Evertrek Augur

    all classes available to dwarfs require a group to level (maybe pally can solo a little but not really)...

    a dwarf should be able to be any class since they are the best race ever!
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  2. Fenthen aka Rath

    No slowers or crowd control. No split pulling ability. No teleports or caster classes.

    Good luck with your War/Pal + Cleric + Rogue/Zerk dps groups!
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  3. Deux Corpse Connoisseur

    Evertrek you need to stop drinking that Dwarven ale and go to bed
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  4. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    Why on earth would you make a group with more than 1 Dwarf in it?

    The smell of more than one centuries old unwashed beard would be horrific, that's why smart ogres quickly decapitate them then throw the head down an old mine-shaft.
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  5. Evertrek Augur

    dwarfs need an INT boost. an all dwarf group/raid would be unstoppable. maybe that's why they have been limited to non-INT classes.
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  6. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Watch your ankles. The revolution is coming when the ogres will find themselves being used a garnish on our pizzas.
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  7. Sissruukk Rogue One


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  8. minimind The Village Idiot

    No one would disagree with that. ;)
  9. Nennius Curmudgeon

    We already have loads of wisdom, thank you.
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  10. MasterMagnus The Oracle of AllHigh

    Querent: "Oh great Oracle! Who is the wisest of all?"

    Oracle: "Socrates. For he is wise enough to know:
    There is much he does not know."

    Querent: "So...Socrates was a dwarf?"
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  11. Kaenneth [You require Gold access to view this title]

    Clerics have Lull, don't they?
  12. Deux Corpse Connoisseur

    Said no one ever about Dwarves
  13. minimind The Village Idiot

    Do they get pacy up through 115? I know they get it up through 105 at least.

    Edit: Looked it up myself. Yes. 115 - Placating Glow.
  14. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    Explains why they are always so grumpy...
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  15. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    Will never happen, as soon as you have just 7 Dwarves in close proximity they all go mining for some pale polyamorous chick in a cottage singing "hiho, hiho" instead of "gold, gold, gold".

    Whenever you accidentally reach 11 Dwarves they form a new Empire under a Mountain and crown one a King.

    And there has never been more than 11 Dwarves in a room without an argument breaking out and Dwarves getting killed for spilling a tiny drop of beer until they were back down to 11 so the chances of there ever being 54 in a single place is all but impossible.
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  16. Accipiter Old Timer


    I see what you did there. ;)
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  17. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Upshot: They did get the girl. Admittedly, it is sort of a timeshare agreement.

    It is actually a beautiful ceremony that lasts at least three days with the last dwarf standing being crowned as king. We slaughter a halfling and feast, and feast, and feast.

    Small correction there. Beer is for slackers. Ale is for drinkers. And in any case, 11 dwarves is more than enough to do the job. And in the coming days as the sunlit world begins to feel our wrath you will know.

    Muahahahahahahahahahaha
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  18. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Quite true. You are being lulled into a false sense of security. Hehehehehehehe
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  19. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    Best news I heard all week, ale-soaked Dwarves on the BBQ coming right up!

    *sharpens skewers*
    *carefully places a gold-stein full of frothy cold ale into the middle of a very safe and solid looking Tree Stump that definitely isn't an elaborate and devious Ogre Trap*

    (ok I lied)
  20. Sissruukk Rogue One

    Who drinks their ale cold?