Raccoons and why they should be a part of Norrath

Unless I am mistaken, I don't think there are raccoons in Norrath, but there should be. Or like some kind of raccoon based anthromorphic creatures, similar to Burynai.

Discuss?

Shades of Guardians of the Galaxy!

Exactly what I first thought.

It would be a big improvement.

Can you imagine the number of Garbage cans the Devs would have to add to feed all these raccoons?

Norrath has no raccoons because they have been hunted to extinction.

I'd rather see geese, they would make good boss mobs!

Norrath has no raccoons because they have been hunted to extinction. Norrath has no garbage.

Just say No to Trash Pandas.

But we do have a whole lot of backpacks for racoons (and other similar hoarders) to store all their loot in.

And the latest stat chase item could be a racoon cap.

CAMELS AND CAMEL MOUNTS!

Racoon, Ferret, Camel, Chimpanzee, Bison, Buffalo, Orang-Utan, Kangaroo, Wildebeest, Hyena, Antelope, Aye-aye, Lemur, Capuchin, Chameleon, Komodo, Iguana, Mandrill, Hippopotamus.

Big buncha critters they can add.

Perhaps raccoons are just hiding and waiting to take over Norrath. We know something must roam the lands to clean up the piles of corpses we leave. And since raccoons are omnivorous...

Burynai are close enough aren't they? Badger, racoon, assling...they all look the same to me

But it has steaming piles of feces in freeport, and lots of various body parts strewn about in places.

Remind me to not have dinner in your hut again.

Halflings are delicious, pre-stuffed with pie usually too so very filling.

Hmmm What kind of pie?

Jumjum Pie

I will reconsider. I am still not sure I want mystery meat though. We dwarves still have some standards. Not many, but some.