Warning: Do Not Ignore Your Wife

Discussion in 'Time Locked Progression Servers' started by Niskin, May 26, 2021.

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  1. Niskin Clockwork Arguer

    EQ has broken up marriages like nobody's business, it's still capable, don't fall into the trap.

    Play as much as you can, but don't let it interfere with your life. And don't hide spending from her either, same result in the end.

    Listen, you are older now, uglier, very uncool. If she tosses you aside, nobody else is going to want you. Sure you could just play more EQ, but we know how that ends.

    So keep your wife happy. It's taken all of the 22 years of EQ for me to find a balance with this game and my wife. She still reacts out of emotion when I even say I'm playing the game again, but I've gotten better at de-escalation.

    Laides, obviously this applies to you with husbands too, although maybe not the uglier part. Dudes usually have no self-awareness, so I had to point that out for them.
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  2. Bardy McFly Augur

    Pro tip: Find a wife that plays EQ with you.
  3. Niskin Clockwork Arguer


    I had that once, for a short time. Same wife even, only ever had the one. I think she's fully blocked it out now though, like if I mentioned it she would say "did I?" with only 25% of that being sarcasm.
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  4. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    I dunno, I think if you still have a partner at this point they are already used to your addiction by now, and at least they know where the hell you are.
    Good advice to not forget about your significant other though

    And I keep seeing Women say it's unfair how Men often age better than women do, but I think it's mostly about whether you actually take care of yourself or not and applies to both Men & Women on that score.
    So being uglier probably is not true for everyone, a few of us may even look better, or at least learned how to shave that neckbeard off & go get a damn haircut.
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  5. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    DANGER WILL ROBINSON

    When a woman says "did I?" it's not really a question...it's a test.
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  6. Niskin Clockwork Arguer


    I started off ugly, so I had room to improve. The rest of you bastards have gone downhill... Sorry, don't shoot the messenger. :cool:
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  7. killswitch87 Journeyman

    Respectable tip.
  8. Pixelplx Journeyman

    This post is troll, everyone knows you trade in wifes for younger ones, the younger ones are on the phone 24/7 nowadays.

    Can always make a new family! dont fall behind in eq!
  9. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    I fell in a vat of butter once, things went downhill very rapidly after that.
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  10. killswitch87 Journeyman

    My mom is my sister and i'm here to party
  11. GamerGramps Journeyman

    Wife faction is extremely hard to raise. But, it drops like a rock!

    Learn the balance!
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  12. Kahna Augur

    My husband would be pretty upset by me getting a wife. Women do play this game too (and aren’t obese). Shocking, I know.
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  13. Niskin Clockwork Arguer


    Covered that.

  14. Accipiter Old Timer


    Same.
  15. Accipiter Old Timer

    I've been ignoring my wife for years so no change here.
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  16. Vlahkmaak Augur

    Wife whispering services available. Krono accepted.
  17. Trox2010 Augur

    Lazy bastards just need to learn to cook; fresh baked goods keeps wife faction maxed out, and she will prefer you leave her be and go play your game so she doesn't have to share.
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  19. MileyVyrus Elder

    I always make sure to pay plenty of attention to your wife.
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  20. MischiefMaker New Member

    For sure, switch to sugar free energy drinks and buy a $10 pair of buzzclippers. Go from fat ugly eq addict slob to skinny fugly eq addict slob, not hard.
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