Free range eggs & Bottles of milk

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Elyssanda, Jul 15, 2020.

  1. Elyssanda Bardbrain

    Where do they come from? Are they locally sourced? Are the animals ethically and humanely treated?
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  2. Numiko Augur

    and what kind of animal is being milked! I have yet to see a cow in EQ!
  3. Cuuthbert Augur

    Hell no, these things are raised in HUGE warehouses, given steroids and antibiotics so that they can bet the biggest eggs and most milk production
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  4. Duder Augur

    Iksars and Dwarves
  5. MasterMagnus The Oracle of AllHigh

    Don't believe the hype!

    This is just re-branding.

    Nobody would eat my cookies when they are made with "Forced labor basilisk eggs and milk". :mad:
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  6. Jumbur Improved Familiar

    Im assuming the merchants hired a rogue to run around in overthere and steal eggs from the poor cockatrices... :p

    Thats the reason, they are so aggressive...:eek:
  7. Corwyhn Lionheart Guild Leader, Lions of the Heart

    I would be more worried about them giving the animals growth hormone or antibiotic potions.
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  8. Raytan Augur


    My guess, Ocean of Tears. The whole place changed it's looks from what it used to be, and all kind of buildings popped up that I'm not sure anyone has looked into since. All to hide this, and never a cow or egg layer "seen" there. Coincidence? You tell me.
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  11. Jumbur Improved Familiar

    A much more pressing observation:

    Only animals are born and grow up, the intelligent races are all adults...

    Where are the children? Are we just cloned in a factory? Did we already eat all the children? are we too busy adventuring to have sex? :eek:
  12. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Great question. I usually think of a series of tubes a la The Matrix.



    An intriguing thought. It could help explain the continual need to fight. On the other hand, perhaps this activity happens while we are logged off and thus we are unaware of it.
  13. Chanaluss Can spell Doljonijiarnimorinar, Iqthinxa Karnkvi

  14. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    Doesn't sound very consensual :(
  15. Yinla Ye Ol' Dragon

    They are just shy and don't want you watching!
  16. Yinla Ye Ol' Dragon

    How can you forget Baby Joseph Sayer and the little girl kitty in Shar Val, whos nightie I have but I can't remember her name. :)
  17. Nennius Curmudgeon

    You are assuming that it is a multi-person activity.
  18. Jumbur Improved Familiar

    Maybe it is a 54 person raid... :eek:
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  20. mewkus Augur

    I suspect they just relabeled dwarf milk. I'm not sure how they get it, considering dorfs are mostly androgynous. When I see a bottle of it, I can't help but imagine a good portion of it comes from a male dorf.

    I can't help but wonder if some gnome tinkerer is making and selling a dorf milking machine. Otherwise, who does the milking?