My dog just barked, but it sounded like it was in reverse. This isn't a joke I think he's really sick. Do you think this is related to the emergency maintenance?
Imagine if all companies were like Darkpaw Games. It's Black Friday. The doors of WalMart have just opened. People SWARM the store, trampling over each other. Eventually, the store gets too full. The doors suddenly slam shut, and every single customer is thrown outside the door, in no particular order of re-entry. A voice bellows over the crowd: "We're experiencing technical difficulties with our entryway. We know you're just going to stand out there like lost children and come back as soon as we re-open anyway, so hold tight while we try to fix something we should have been fixing last year. Seeya soon!"
A dwarf was mining away when he came across an old lamp. Cleaning the lamp a genie came out saying he was given three wishes. The dwarf thought for a bit and said, "I want a bag that is always full of platinum coins. No matter how many I take out more will appear." The genie replied "Shazam!" and the bag appears. The dwarf took a coin out, another poofed into existence. He grabbed a handful, a handful spawned. He turned the bag upside down and a stream of coins kept pouring out. The genie coughed and said "You have 2 wishes left." The dwarf said "Oh this is great, I'll take two more of these!"
Why did the necro cross the road? He was kiting the chicken. Why did the ranger cross the road? Because the chicken beat him down to one bubble.