Rizlona <Isekai Adventure>

Discussion in 'Guild Recruitment' started by Zithax, May 2, 2020.

  1. Zithax Elder

    Hi there, thank you for your interest in <Isekai Adventure>! Our leadership has taken everything in to account and decided that loot council is the fairest most best way to distribute loot. Anyone who isn't pleased with a loot decision has the following avenues of recourse:

    1. Immediate and highly emotional address to guild chat
    1.a. it is preferable that there be other things going on simultaneously; such as a race to a raid or an ongoing encounter, but it is not necessary

    2. You may seek additional recourse by drafting dense paragraphs of texts that include factual, evidential, and other information(s) that will back up your case. Heavy text inflow to multiple officers is recommended.

    3. Lastly it is our belief that this is a superior system and will lead to absolutely no issues. We hope this alleviates any concerns you have had, and we hope you apply!

    @goburs only one TL brother
  2. Foaming I Drank Bleach IRL Once

    QUALITY troll, sir.
  3. Dadcop Lorekeeper

    Foaming I assure you that this response was crafted by committee under strenuous discretion and we are concerned to understand that you find this to be a troll. We are a guild insisting on the highest quality. We expect all applicants to list their world speed records (everquest only we do not recruit people who play any other games in any capacity except POE) and link to aggregator website in order to be considered. IMPORTANT speed runs must be peer reviewed by professional bodies.
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  4. Krysanth Elder

  5. NotGrisvok New Member

    Still looking for berserkers/beastlords for launch. PM Drillisen
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  6. MugatuTheRelaxed New Member

    Be sure to wash your hands often.
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  7. Zithax Elder

    Main post updated - we do appreciate the continued interest in our guild, love you all!!

    Masks will be provided on an AS-NEEDED basis and we ask all of you to provision your own given short supply. Thank you!
  8. Prisoner Journeyman

    [IMG]

    If youre TL and you didnt get an invite its for a reason, doing things different this time based on mathematical equations. Unless you have the mind of a scientist or are a learning doctor it wouldnt make sense to you if i explained it.

    Salutations,

    Korrupt, Raid Leader and Guild Bank Executive
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  9. Pawtato Augur

    How you going to use a racist guild name?
  10. Zithax Elder

    [IMG]

    Hello everybody! Here to bring you a short new update on our guild. After some controversy and minor infighting, Grisvok leaving the guild, and then rejoining, as well as the swift dispatch of a certain guilds halfling spies, I'm circling back to announce that <China Virus> is no longer in contention for our name. We send out our deepest regrets to the community and realize now that this was insensitive, cringe, edgelord, and an alphanumerically disadvantageous name.

    A new committee to plan, develop, and establish a noteworthy and powerful guild name has been formed in order to de-escalate internal tensions and seek resolve on this issue. Again, thank you to the community for letting your opinions be heard loud and clear! WE LISTENED!

    We will be providing a final guild name in a later announcement. In the mean time, stay tuned, log in, ty, and god bless
  11. Prisoner Journeyman

    A lot of emotions run wild in EQ brother, this is for recruitment for classes we'll die as a guild without. Please keep to recruitment.

    **bows**
  12. Pawtato Augur

    Good luck, but you’re guild made it clear you feel it’s your obligation to perpetuate xenophobia and racism. I’ll be on Rizlona and passing this thread on to anyone that joins your guild. So, they’re aware that under your guild tag they’re going to be associated with that behavior.
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  13. Prisoner Journeyman


    We'll see when we break the world first all time speedrun record for eternity conquest.
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  14. Zithax Elder

    Hello again Pawtato, allow me to reassure you xenophobia nor racism is included in any goal or obligation appointed by our committee, nor contained in the long established personal values of our exclusive membership. Leveling baseless accusations, ad hominem attacks, and engaging in trolling and/or harassment of our guild on any platform is highly looked down upon. Seeking to tarnish our reputation will get you no where. I suggest seeking alternate recourse for your emotions instead of putting your personal life on blast over the internet where everybody can see. Thank you for your sustained attention to our family-style-guild project and we wish you all the best!

    (Please note: we are still recruiting beastlords!)

    ty god bless,
    Committee Chairman Zithax
  15. Krysanth Elder

    Essential raiders and personnel only. COVID test results required at time of application.
  16. Prisoner Journeyman

    Still looking for a cleric who can box other clerics for raids, as in 6 box or the application will not even be considered. Please let us know.

    Korrupt, Raid Leader & Guild Bank Executive Officer

    [IMG]
  17. Prisoner Journeyman

    The council of elders met last night and we're missing some key friends, please be on the lookout for more invites going out this week.

    Korrupt, Raid Leader & Guild Bank Executive Officer

    [IMG]
  18. mark Augur

    loot council normally means bribe us so you can get loot preference.
  19. ThenaEQ Augur

    how much you lookin to pay?
  20. Zithax Elder

    After much deliberation, several other considerations, drillisen leaving the guild, drillisen rejoining the guild, thraka cyberbullying various members and then apologizing, the committee to establish and approve a new guild name has decided to revert to <Isekai Adventure>!! We are so excited to share this news with you all, and our loot council is looking forward to cheating you all out of your hard-earned cloaks of flame with your one button pressing while eating several AEs! If you're looking for a premiere top-end-game guild on Rizlona, just remember one name <Isekai Adventure>. Apply to our feeder guild <Dead Halfling Society> for your shot at a membership today!