A Preemptive Post

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Nennius, Dec 17, 2019.

  1. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Just to get it out of the way before tomorrow.

    1. Why can't Iog in?
    2. Why didn't I receive a personal visit from a DBG employee to let me know about the patch?
    3. Why is the sky blue, and what is that yellow ball up in the sky?
    4. I demand [insert demand here] for the loss of playing time due to the launch of a new expansion?
    5. Why didn't every other class get nerfed to benefit my own favorite class?
    6. Does this really mean I have to wait a short bit to play? I want it now!! Insert image of Veruca Salt here.
    7. No really, I have to wait to play?
    8. Bah! Does this mean I have to level up again?
    9. What! I forgot a new expansion was launching. I demand all the rewards of preordering or I will...stomp my feet, hold my breath, and tell my Mommy and my Daddy. Oh well, my Mommy told me to calm down and I can have a lollipop.
    10. I can...be patient, do laundry, go for a walk, bathe, and eat something besides fast food and be grateful this game is still alive after 20+ years.
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  2. Benito EQ player since 2001.

    All fun.

    EQ2's BoL expansion dropped fairly smoothly. There are issues with zones and stealth nerfs (orange adorns not working).

    I'd be worried about the following:

    • Rollbacks
    • Server lag
    • Missing or mis-leveled characters
    • Missing/mis-placed guild hall or houses
    • Missing items or wonky bank
    • Lost anchors
    Weren't they supposed to purge the game of corpses before the expac drop?
  3. Cicelee Augur

    With regards to #9... the only pre order bonus (to my knowledge) was a XP potion. I mean if you are going to complain about not getting one XP potion, then you need to look at the mirror and spend five minutes in some deep thought...
  4. GoneFission Augur

    ToV is too hard! I can’t even log into the entry zone...
  5. Vizier Augur

    Please add:

    This new expac is too hard, please nerf immediately!
    This new expac is too easy, please unlock raids day 1!
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  6. enclee Augur

    I was expecting a Dilbert comic strip. I feel disappointed.
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  7. Derka Power Ranger

    [IMG]
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  8. Diptera Augur

    11. What happened to my JBoots?
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  9. Makross New Member

    I did have a question: I was wondering if they were going to raise the free auto-AA thingy from 105 to 110 ?
  10. Tucoh Augur

    I believe you'll get TBM AAs autogranted.
  11. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Wondering that myself. Also, I didn't post a Dilbert cartoon because I thought I had kind of overdone that lately. Glad to see someone else did. I do like Dilbert.
  12. Nennius Curmudgeon

    I did run across a Dilbert cartoon that the coders at DBG might appreciate.

    [IMG]
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  13. Zolav Augur

    All I know is...
    This has been the most transparent level of Dev communication I have ever seen.

    So everyone just needs to when they start tripping.
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  14. Rasper Helpdesk The Original Helpdesk

    In regards to when will the servers be up...

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  15. Wulerdar Gnome Slayer

    ITT people that weren't around when luclin launched with 24 hour patches around 2 hour uptimes =P
  16. Infinite_Karma New Member

  17. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Hmmm I thought that was on pay day?
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  18. Snack Augur


    In keeping with the Dilbert theme, I demand the Head of Willy the Mail Boy.
  19. BadPallyGuildLeader Augur

    Okay, bets will be taken for emergency reboot\hotfix before 8pm CST or after 8pm CST tonight, or not at all today (The "we'll roll er' back when we wanna to option."
  20. enclee Augur

    Pfft, don’t you know we all have been here since pre-Alpha.