Can't log in - Servers "up"

I am dying reading these again!

BEST PART:

[Wed Jun 12 15:58:49 2002] Kelton says out of character, 'wtf happened here'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:02 2002] Xebz says out of character, 'KELTON FAST GET OUT'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:14 2002] Kelton says out of character, 'lol naw'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:33 2002] Priest of Discord shouts 'Let this fool's meaningless death be a reminder to you all that the power of Discord is absolute!'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:33 2002] Kelton has been slain by Priest of Discord!




https://www.notacult.com/fansy3.htm

"[Wed May 22 18:39:07 2002] Hinote tells you, 'dude I have a ? for u'
[Wed May 22 18:39:13 2002] You told Hinote, 'shoot'
[Wed May 22 18:39:22 2002] Hinote tells you, 'how come when u told that lion to attack me'
[Wed May 22 18:39:26 2002] Hinote tells you, 'the scion killed me'
[Wed May 22 18:39:30 2002] You told Hinote, 'dunno'
[Wed May 22 18:39:31 2002] Hinote tells you, 'it was a 1 hour CR lol'
[Wed May 22 18:39:35 2002] Hinote tells you, 'this my 3rd time now'
[Wed May 22 18:39:42 2002] Hinote tells you, 'i'll pay u 200pp in bazaar if u let me be'
[Wed May 22 18:40:34 2002] Hinote is surrounded by chains of music.
[Wed May 22 18:40:34 2002] You slash Hinote for 22 points of damage.
[Wed May 22 18:40:34 2002] Hinote tells you, '1k?'
[Wed May 22 18:41:01 2002] You have slain Hinote!"



AHHHH HAHAHAHA!

no raids on Tuesdays. decent day to fail at maintenance.

Ahhhh

its sad... I've been watching this thread grow and grow and grow I'm glad I had a day off from work today =D

Another funny story to read while waiting for DBG to get their $&^# fixed.
https://forums.daybreakgames.com/eq...ool-everquest-humor-the-burning-woods.185716/

so what kind of wonderful crappy item they might give us all for their screw up
if any at all

Not sure if it's been said yet but the login server will tell you if you typed a bad password in, so it is doing something.

And in only 13 hours. My faith in the corporate world is now restored. I may cry.

Some stupid useless familiar nobody will ever use that will just take up space in a deep dark corner of your vault

I have the #'s of some tech support people in India that can help with those pesky foreign connections in the DBG servers. I also know some choice phrases you can use while talking to them ....

bonus xp on a crappy weeknight on a very short notice?
we'll take it.

But I need my familiars. They love me so, so, so much.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good thing we aint paying to play this game or anything