If there is a snail mount, it better be slower than running, like 20% slower or you will break my immersion.
Snail mount. Snail pet/familiar illusion clicky Snail shell headwear, where the shell opening sits over you head, dual princess shells as an option. Druids get protection of the snail. Snail defeats cabbage.
There will probably be a raid with roaming snails that leaves a trail of lava-slime that damages you. And the longer the fights goes on, the longer the trails takes to cool. A bit like this: