What if they made an expansion where (#sillythreadoftheweek)

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by IblisTheMage, Sep 10, 2018.

  1. IblisTheMage Augur

    ...all the different live servers had a portal, so that the new expansion would be shared (and heavily instanced)? A toon could only return to her home server.

    Also, there was a portal from EQ2, where a toon moving over would get a level appropriate Heroic toon to continue on, with some conversion algorithms to keep toon flavour (EQ2 only ornaments?)...

    Algorithms to handle name conflicts should be in place (xxx of Xegony) for tons and guilds...

    The new expansion would in fact be a new serer, of course, where. the entirety of the commu diaspora could fially meet.

    Totally AoC-ed, of course...



    (Yeah, not being serious, but hey, lets kill some time).
  2. Smokezz The Bane Crew

    This suggestion again eh?
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  3. svann Augur

    Tinkers can create Mechamatic Guardian - a raid zone.
    Mats to create include 1 krono, or 2, or 3, depending on how difficult you want it.
  4. Gnomereaper Augur

    Super Monk just stares at the XP and dings, because the XP bar knows better.

    Super Monk doesn't go Link Dead, Link Dead goes Super Monk.

    Cazic Thule checks for Super Monk under his bed.

    Brad McQuaid retired when Super Monk was level 1 on Norrath.

    There was once life on Drinal, then Super Monk showed up.

    When Super Monk cries his tears make Krono, too bad Super Monk never cries.

    Super Monk dinged 120 logging into the game first day of Ring of Scale release.

    Super Monk was the first to reach 350 in the tradeskill Engineering.
  5. AnzoRagespirit Augur


    You spelled Chuck Norris wrong.
  6. Jumbur Improved Familiar

    The silliest suggestion I ever heard, was cross-server instancing with planetside...:p
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  7. IblisTheMage Augur

    I thought it was implied that Super Monk is Chuck Norris’ Everquest toon... :-D
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  8. Jyve Augur

    Poor TR wouldn't stand a chance.
    "We have battle tanks!"
    "we have ogre shadowknight tanks!"
    "We have automated defense turrets that can lock on and take out people from 100 feet away!"
    "/target turret, /pet attack sorry, you were saying?"
    "You're surrounded by our finest infiltrators, all unable to be seen."
    "look again, our rogue took them all out, and is currently behind you grinning with a blade to your spine"
    "We have heavy aircraft that can drop a fire team of 12 people nearly instantly"
    "We have a campfire, /rs 'go go go' that now has 54 people here (there's more sat in Guild hall waiting to go)"
    "We have fast attack fighters that can zoom in, unleash hellfire rockets, and zoom out before you can lock on"
    "we have dragon mounts and... wait, where's the bards? someone tell them to stop griefing the warp gates"
    "wait, they're inside our base? But... no-one can get in..."
    "Bards... they noticed a gap in the shields/frequency or something and... dunno, did something that bards do, now they're inside aoe'ing the spawn points for xp, but I Think they went AFK, soon as they get their sugary snacks, they'll be back".
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  9. snailish Augur

    ...your character are all transformed into level 1 critters in home cities (rats, scaled wolves, etc.) and you had to level with your limited animal abilities to 110 to regain your true form.

    That would kill the game pretty fast...

    crossserver Planetside is pretty funny though.
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  10. Daedly Augur

    Expansion: The New Gods of Norrath
    Class, Race, and Diety restrictions were removed from ALL items, quests, AA, Spells, Discipline's, Abilites and Skills....
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  11. Metanis Bad Company

    Full database wipe. Everyone starts over at level 1 with no gear.
  12. Mortisand New Member


    Bring back Project M! ( https://www.everquest.com/news/imported-eq-enus-50029 )
    Fun to mess around with, but hampered by the fact you couldn't zone =/
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  13. Elyssanda Bardbrain

    No one ever knows how we do things.. not even Devs.. ;):)
    Ibadan Kun'Tirel likes this.