Some possible reactions: Wallet (with unknown contents) -- probably not IPhone -- probably not Keys -- probably not Knife (pen knife) -- maybe -- always prepared. Knife (other) -- maybe afraid Gun -- maybe -- always prepared OR -- maybe afraid
Sometimes people carry bananas in their pocket, and I think this was purposely left off the list Would this item be worn on the neck?
RECAP YES is it an item? Usable for all classes? Is it a phallus, or has a phallic resemblance, or has the letter "P" in the name? Can you equip it? When you click it does it produce an effect? Is the item a form of jewelry? ( ring, earring, necklace ) Would you stab your ear with this item? NO Are we looking in the original Everqest for this one? Does it consist of two words or less? Is it a Fabled item? Is it tradeable? Is the item directly obtainable via murder? Can this phallus be consumed? Can you buy it from a NPC? Does it go in the ammo slot? Is this something a common person would consider a weapon used for cutting or stabbing? When you click it does something bad happen? if a woman saw the outline of it in my pocket would she be impressed? Is it in a visible slot when equipped? Would this item be worn on the neck? NO BUT MAY BE MISLEADING Is the item marked as a "trade skill" item? MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO If a woman saw what was in MY pocket would she be impressed?
Yes! Calling you the winner, Windance. Please start the next game. I had chosen the first in the series, Potential Earring of Rallos Zek, but the generic answer is good enough. Congratulations!