Merry Christmas everybody! Here's a summary. Yes Is this an NPC Is the NPC in original Everquest Does this NPC wear a dress? NPC a playable race? Would this NPC make a good Santug Claugg impersonator? Is the NPC in a city? Is the city in Antonica? Is the NPC in a starting city in Antonica? No An item? Does the NPC give a quest? Do we want to kill this NPC? Is it a Dark Elf? Does she sell things? - You cannot buy in game items from her. Does the NPC (likely**) have a phallus? Is it Faronia Vie? Would this NPC be in the area called Odus? Is the NPC found in Halas? Surefall Glade? Qeynos? NPC found in Oggok? Found in Rivervale? Freeport? Grobb?