Your Evil Scheme.

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Kaleb57, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Kaleb57 Well-Known Player

    Hey guys, if you could plan an evil scheme in DC Universe online, what would it be?


    I would first use my gadget powers to blow up half of gotham mercy hospital, diverting the majority of law enforcement in gotham to deal with the situation. I would then proceed to rob every bank in Gotham, carrying off all the cash in stasis fields.
    With my immense wealth, I would then begin hiring other supervillians as mercenaries to raid and destroy the Watchtower and all of it's superpowered members, leaving the world without any superheroes to combat super powered crime.
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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  2. XODUIS Committed Player

    I would recruit Metallo and Deathstroke to help me fight against Superman. Metallo because he has a kryptonite heart, and Deathstroke because he is a tactical genius. Then i would have Deadshot at a vantage point waiting on Bats to try to help Big Blue. With the two Big shots gone the JLA would be totally disoriented. Then the Society would just attack the WT while their down. Oh and Metallo would start the scheme by acting as a old lady about to be ran over ;)
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  3. The Lone Stranger Devoted Player

    The first goal, if you're going to be the greatest villain of all time - is to first gain Lex Luthor's trust, then kill him and take over his resources. THEN...

    A true criminal genius will insure his place in the heirarchy, and utilize others and their plans to achieve his goals!

    Bwahahahahahahaha!
  4. Johnny_Prime New Player

    I would invade both Gotham and Metropolis, bottle a few buildings and deploy a ton of easily beaten robot minions...

    Oh wait, that doesn't work.
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  5. Zuse Loyal Player

    my villain is a bad-@$$ assassin who is also a hooded man ( link here for the story of zuse so u can understand who and what are the 5 hooded men ) something like a godlike creature with total control over nature and animals but but he lost his memory so he turned from holy to evil ( im still working on the story)

    so if anyone hires me ( 1 stack of yellow ) i will cause war and make everyone fight each other until every single one is dead and then the time of the wild will come flora and fauna no humans MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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  6. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    I would break up Harley Quinn and Joker (just because), and I would use Bruce Wayne's money and Cyborg's technology to create a device that would brainwash every single villain into thinking they're heroes, and then the world would be so horrifically boring because there would no longer be evil, and we would all just spontaneously combust from boredom....

    That's how the dinosaurs became extinct. To an extent, at least.
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  7. Treat New Player

    But how would you gain access to Bruce's money and Cyborgs technology? XP
  8. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    Hmmm.... I'm not evil enough to actually kill them, and if I did, it would ruin my plan of keeping everything painfully, boringly, perfect.... I know! I'll hire Deathstroke to kill them, and then I'll get my hands on the money and tech!
  9. Treat New Player

    How would you pay Deathstroke?
  10. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    With the money I acquired from Bruce Wayne after he killed him, duh. Well, not *all* of it....

    You ask too many questions.
  11. Treat New Player

    o_O I think my mind just froze
  12. The Lone Stranger Devoted Player

    Frozen Treat!
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  13. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    That's my brainwashing device working on you!
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  14. The Lone Stranger Devoted Player

    Or, we could always turn Zod loose to Gif-fu everyone into submission.
  15. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    Yes, I like this idea.
  16. melvinpox Devoted Player

    I would begin by manufacturing several dozen of my pogosticks/cloning devices. I would then begin to clone myself, giving pogosticks to my first dozen clones who would then begin cloning themselves. I would have several of those clones continue manufacturing pogosticks/cloning devices and would continue this procedure for several days. The number of Melvin Pox clones would increase exponentially. After several days, the number of clones would be in the quadrillions.

    I would then take over the world.

    And they all lived happilly ever after.
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  17. nowburn4it Loyal Player

    Stay out of this, hero
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  18. nowburn4it Loyal Player

    I would find the smartest, least abusive, villain in the world...and do whatever they said.
  19. Fools Fire Loyal Player

    I'd go up to Young Bruce in Family Reunion and tell him, "You'll grow up to be a cynical old man that can't keep a woman. Oh yeah, you'll change your name to George Clooney."
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  20. nowburn4it Loyal Player

    Ewwww...nasty.