What's your favorite cheesy line?

One of the biohazard guys for the new Ace Chemicals solo missions says,

"Hey do you know the Huntress? She saved my life once...best day of my life."

It was so cheesy that I laughed so hard! XD

It's something that Faust would say... XP

"Hey, I was eating that!"-Random gluttony person

"I was going to use the money to buy a pony for my daughter."-Saboteur

"Can't a guy catch a break."-Thug

"More! Give me more!"-Faust in the Chinese Theater boss fight

"Great shot sir...er, madam?"-Servo

"Sting them!"-Stingers

"The Falconies will break my kneecaps if you take this. Plus my kid won't get his operation."

"I need the money so I can buy my daughter a pony."

Well, now you're daughter will have to pony-up bail.

"Want me to tell you a joke? You've got the wrong guy....."-Batman in legends (its not cheesy but I love hearing it)

"I'm not Mr. Freeze!"-Captain Cold in Strykers Solitary

"Freeze stole all the good one liners"- Killer Frost in Shady Nightclub

Lex in FoS 1 : "The backwash from Brainiac's ship has fused the fortress' door shut !!"

I'm from the future and its rats, ITS ALWAYS RATS!

When the crazed meta patient lady is slashing the heck out of you with a knife and says "Stop you're hurting me!"

Nightwing in the lighthouse screaming at the top of his lungs "OH BANE" I joke with my partner al the time that apparently he must have mssed the lecture in super hero school about quietly sneaking up or your enemy gives you the advantage of the element of suprise. LOL

Then to add my vote and since I recently completed the feat by defeating my 5000th Paradox Reaper .. "You may have defeated me but we will destroy this time line." SOOOOOO I have beaten 4999 of your buddies into submission and captured 10 Infiltrators a day for the past month exactly how long does it take you guys to destroy a time line?

Hey Baby, do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend Material.

LOL!

I just had a facial and now it's ruined! = female student becoming a parasite

Wretched Slave-Mongering Fish-People! = female rescued from Atlanteans

"Heeelloooooooo Batman" - Joker - Regal Hotel

Oh... oh my... this.. this the batcave ... THE BATCAVE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. DONT MOVE..- Calculator[/quote]

such a great line... played villian a short while.. hands down best VO in game.. wet myself laughing

"When the cat's away, Willy will play...."

BEST LINE IN THE GAME

I also get a kick out of Oracle's

"You have to gain reknown with the various factions"
"We're trying to promote solidarity"

during the tour of the Watchtower.


She's supposedly intelligent. Doesn't she realize that this paragraph contradicts itself? The only reason it makes any sense is because this is a video game and having factions helps give a little more content and the need to run it.

Whasa matter with you? Coming in here like dat!- Bane thugs

"Why do you guys always spoil our fun?" - clowns
"Tell me if you've heard this one before." - wag lol
"Harr harr harharhar Harvey harrr" - clowns

"Jerk! If I ever find out who you are, You're gonna hear from my lawyer!"
Cuz when you're a super villain running around knocking down random citizens, the fear of litigation is always there in the back of your mind.

I can't remember how the exact quote goes, but it's like:

T.O. Morrow: "I'm surrounded by incompetence! Oh well, at least there's a lot of you. Send me everyone. EVERYONE."