What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Chickens don't come from eggs...
Chickens come from the freezer case in the meat department.
Eggs come from the Dairy section.
Duh!

Doesn't matter to me, just cook 'me and wallah! Food.

The egg still came first. I don't care what you all say, you can't disprove it.

a bipedal cat wearing a snazzy yellow jacket

Have you ever heard of an "egg-chicken"? No.
But you have heard of a "chicken egg".

There you go.

That's definitely a conundrum, and makes me think of the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...