"We have some breaking news concerning the weather. We now take you to Meteorologist Jim Donald. Jim, what's going on?" "Well, Bill. In a strange turn of events, the netherworld seems to be experiencing a cold snap. The usually present flames have turned into icicles and the brimstone has turned into snow. The damned are living it up throwing snowballs at the demons and making snow effigies of the devil. Mephistopheles has yet to come out of his lair so we're currently unable to get a comment. Back to you, Bill." "Thanks Jim. Keep us informed if Beelzebub decides to make a statement. And now for sports. Sally?" "Thanks Bill. Tonight the Cleveland Browns won for the first time in nearly 2 years tonight..."
"So it seems that cold spell is continuing, so let's go over to Jim Donald for the weather. Jim, what's going on?" "Bill, it's the darndest thing. Temperatures down there keep dropping with no end in sight. Snowfall forecasts are at unheard of levels, and those demonic snow plows that always knock over the trash cans when they pass your driveway are going to be having trouble keeping up. We still have no word from either Mephistopheles OR Beelzebub, but it wouldn't surprise me if there are cancellations in store. Bill?" "Thanks Jim, now over to Sally for tonight's sports report. Sally?" "Thanks, Bill. Today in NFL action the Buffalo Bills managed a decisive win over the Minnesota Vikings. Meanwhile in the late game the Detroit Lions not only won against the New England Patriots but also had their first 100 yard rushing game by a running back since 2013...."
