WANTED!!!

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by CarlynnCarnage, Aug 25, 2013.

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  1. PureDarkness Dedicated Player


    I think he ate the banana wielding zombies on your side, because we didn't send any yet. :rolleyes:
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  2. The Lone Stranger Devoted Player

    You haven't invaded Metropolis yet???? Man, I must have misunderstood something!
    Maybe Jabberjaw thought Grodd's apes were zombies... hmm...

    To make myself clear...

    Carlynn,
    Could you please send more minions to invade the cost of Metropolis? My pet prehistoric ghost shark is hungry! He says Mont and Pure Darkness would probably taste good... Just a suggestion...

    Thank you,
    The Lone Stranger
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  3. Mont New Player

    wrong person to ask, thats frees thing
  4. The Lone Stranger Devoted Player

    Oh, thanks, Mont!

    Free! As your former leaguemate, I'm asking you to please send more Zombies and assorted other minions to the Metropolis coast (around where the Atlantean ships were a few months ago). Jabberjaw's hungry, and you remember how he gets if he doesn't eat 3 tons a day...

    Thank you!
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  5. PureDarkness Dedicated Player

    Oh, Metropolis? I thought you were speaking about Atlantis, my fault. But anyways, our forces already left Metropolis, as it is now under full control. And as for your ghost shark, it's the fruit of your imagination. Our top scientists proved it. There's no danger in the waters of Metropolis but us now! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  6. Mont New Player

    the shark is my buddy
  7. The Lone Stranger Devoted Player

    Maybe that's why he's asking for you? When was the last time you visited?
    But seriously, more minions. It's hard to keep a shark his size fed!
  8. Mont New Player

    i visited when i posted him, fed him 2000 kicking screaming minions i captured when the bannana monster fell off the building n became a nanner split
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  9. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    We already took Metropolis silly. Atlantis is the one we haven't yet.
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  10. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    We are having issues with Atlantis. I did not take into consideration that the laser cats refuse to step foot in the water. The banana welding zombies will, but their undead condition causes them to become buoyant and float aimlessly. Also the flying monkeys, tank pandas, and chainicorns can't swim. And to make matters worse, my powers don't work under water. Unless one of my minions comes up with an idea, we may be in trouble here.

    But then again, if we did take it over, who wants control of a bunch of fish?
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  11. PureDarkness Dedicated Player

    WOW WOW WOW! Hold on there! Chainicorns can't swim? I've told you a few pages ago that by a series of extremely painful, sorry, pleasant experiments I've managed to breed chainicorns with rainbow dolphins, and they can now dive and stay underwater for 5 to 10 hours.
    I'm by far your best associate, and I'm waiting for a bunch of "thank you", chocolate, cash, and LexCorp Tower.
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  12. Mont New Player

    zombies dont breath, they sink like rocks and walk on bottom,
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    my pet megladons loves tasty zombies send as many as u want , 500k sharks need to eat
  13. Mont New Player

    she doesnt share so good luck with that lol
  14. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    o_O Since when don't I share? Everyone has gotten what they were promised. You're just mad that I don't let people arbitrarily decide I'm their "partner". This is a looking for minions thread. Not a looking for partners one. :p
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  15. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    They aren't sinking. They are floating. I'm watching them as we speak.
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  16. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    I was not aware! Good job Pure! We could win this yet! :D
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  17. PureDarkness Dedicated Player

    Lol, Carlynn is doing her own experiments....
    Anyways, you can be sure that my Underwater Chaincorns can beat the sharks. After all, they were merged with rainbow dolphins, and as sharks don't eat dolphins, they'd keep them away.
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  18. Meta Flare New Player

    I just read the last 5 posts and I'm kinda scared to go back and see what I missed.

    You guys are uhh...well I don't know what word to use but I'm worried for you guys lol.
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  19. PureDarkness Dedicated Player

    Don't worry. Leave all your worries and fears behind you. Join the force. We're here to help you get rid of your problems. What problems? You never had any. Come, let us show you what true power means... join us... and we will teach you how to rule the world...*



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  20. Meta Flare New Player

    Ummm...no?
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