TRANSFORMERS 5 is coming......

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by aurorabenz07, Jan 5, 2016.

  1. aurorabenz07 Loyal Player

    Well here it is folks. The next Transformers movie trailer......sigh
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  2. Wade Spalding Loyal Player

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  3. SuperSoldier Devoted Player

    I can't wait for the Honest Trailers version.
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  4. VictoryMC98 Dedicated Player

    And here I thought the other ones looked bad!
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  5. Voaxghost Well-Known Player

    Explosions!
    Explosions!
    Hot chick!
    Over Used Dubstep!
    Linken Park!
    Explosions!
    Product placement!
    Robot sword fight!
    Explosions!
    Motivational Speech!
    More Explosions!
    Hot chick!
    More product placement!
    Linken Park!
    Explosions!
    Oh yeah robots fighting!
    This synopsis was brought to you by Beats by Dr Dre.
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  6. VictoryMC98 Dedicated Player

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  7. willflynne 10000 Post Club

    I could deal with the first couple of films because I kept in mind that they were Michael Bay films, and with his films you know you're going to get a lot of big explosions and stuff thrown at you to make you say, "Wow!!!!" But as they wore on, I think someone forgot to tell him that when it comes to the Transformers franchise, it really should be more about the robots.



    Cheesy by today's trailer standards? Absolutely, it's from the mid 80's after all. LOL Works a lot better for me than the trailer for Bay's new film, though.

    Just as a side note, the toys based off the last Bay film REALLY stuck around the shelves and pegs. But non-Bay stuff, especially the most recent batch (Titans Return, new versions of the Headmaster/Targetmaster/Powermaster toys)? Those tend to move off the shelves pretty darn quick. That kind of things tells me more of what people might be looking for in Transformers stuff, even if a decent chunk of the reason is nostalgia or collectors.
  8. Quantum Edge Steadfast Player

    Poor Anthony Hopkins, he must need a new hip if he's in this.
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  9. Morcra Committed Player

    ....honestly...as long as it not as bad as the 4th was....idc. i cant stand to watch another unneccessarily long movie with over sexualization and ******* mark whalberg again. another movie that only shows what it hyped up for a total of 5 minutes near the end of a 3 HOUR DAM LONG movie.
  10. jwdrinkwaterjr Active Player

    Dammit Voaxghost you were s'posed to say SPOILER ALERT!!!
  11. Nemisor Committed Player

    tell me why this wouldn't have been awesome as the design[IMG].


    as opposed to this
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  13. aurorabenz07 Loyal Player

    Hey Everyone
    Some rumours floating about which transformers will be appearing. Aside from the ones that survived from the last movie, there are rumours that the 3 headed transformer is none other than Predaking
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    Another one is the addition of Nemesis Prime because if you noticed the trailer, Optimus with purple eyes was fighting Bumblebee where the normal Prime has blue eyes
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    And yes, Hot Rod was confirmed to be the new Autobot that joins the fight
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  14. willflynne 10000 Post Club


    Nuh-uh, that ain't Hot Rod.

    THIS is Hot Rod.

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    Well, at least that's the Titans Return toy version. LOL
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  15. aurorabenz07 Loyal Player

    Amen to that but remember this is Bayformers lol
  16. SuperSoldier Devoted Player

    Auralnauts is just too damn funny. Before watching their latest trailer, you have to watch their earlier video of how to fix the Transformers franchise. A punchline that's two years in the making and they nailed it.:D



    Now watch the trailer for the latest Transformers and see comedy gold come to fruition.
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  17. DarkVisor 15000 Post Club

    Yeah, the same idiots who brought us a Dodge Bumblebee (and one that still never got his damn voice box fixed, probably because no-one wanted to voice him and ruin their VA career)
  18. aurorabenz07 Loyal Player

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    After every Transformers movie, Bay once again proudly looks back and says "My damage here is done," LOL. Get ready for the Transformers Super Bowl spot or as he described the next installment to be:
  19. aurorabenz07 Loyal Player

    The Dinobots had babies because......uh, life finds a way #merchandising[IMG]
  20. Wiccan026 Loyal Player

    You mean the thing that will actually make this interesting :p