A few of you have probably noticed me occasionally throwing a line of lyrics into posts about this...it’s been bouncing around in my head since I first heard of the engagement, and I’ve probably gone as far as I can with it. And yeah, it’s really not all that good (IMO), and it’s *maybe* half-finished, so hopefully some of you can rework it into something that’s *actually* good. ——- Here comes the Cat, marrying the Bat Here comes the Bat, smitten with the Cat They’re gonna have a wedding, it’ll be a sight to see For the honeymoon he’ll chase her; of his heart she is the thief She bought a new white catsuit, its sexy style is unchanged But a tux o’er his bat suit? You really can’t say the same! Here comes the Cat, marrying the Bat Here comes the Bat, smitten with the Cat The maid of honor’s Harley, she’s really quite insane! The best man is a Boy Scout who married Lois Lane! The next bridesmaid is Ivy, she really hates the groom! Dick Grayson was an orphan, Bruce Wayne gave him a room! Here comes the Cat, marrying the Bat Here comes the Bat, smitten with the Cat The last bridesmaid’s Diana, she’ll keep the girls in line! Joker has a straight face, for once in his life of crime! The bride’s another orphan, Penguin will give her away! A Star Sapphire that’s ordained, Carol sent to officiate! Here comes the Cat, marrying the Bat Here comes the Bat, smitten with the Cat Cheetah with the help of Flash worked hard to decorate! Riddler planned the party, the Titans made the cake! —— And that’s as far as I’ve been able to get
They lyrics are great but I'm having trouble trying to make a tune out of it. Is there a specific song the lyrics follow?
Theoretically it’s supposed to follow the tune of Mendelssohn’s Wedding March. But I don’t actually know it beyond the opening notes (o/‘ here comes the bride, all dressed in white o/‘) and I came up with most of it while driving (no surprise there, most of my time is spent getting paid to drive long distances), so...
So, according to DC, the wedding will be in Batman #50 - and afterwards, Kitty will have her own title/series again.
Oh please, this has been in the making since before Adam West donned the bat cowl. It’ll be ‘until death do us part’
She’s been more of an antihero than an actual villain for years. And she and Bruce have been in love with each other for far longer than that. Only things that keep her listed on the villain side are that she’s best friends with Harley and Ivy, and she’s technically a criminal due to being a thief.
Yeah, well, *Harley* and Bruce would probably be better than Talia and Bruce. I have no idea who Diana’s dating these days, if anyone. But Selena and Bruce has been developing for half a century (on again/off again for quite some time as Bruce has tried dating others more than once) though it seems they were hesitant to have them tie the knot before now.
