Story time part...3 or 4 i dont know how to count

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Zuse, Dec 7, 2014.

  1. Zuse Loyal Player

    Let's write a story together shall we :D


    In a galaxy far far away...
  2. Black Fist Loyal Player

    ...a man called the Black Fist asked for rules regarding the length of the post continuing the story of Zuse's story time. Also, there were ninjas and dragons and whatnot. Suddenly...
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  3. Zuse Loyal Player

    a wise man not called Zuse said..."who cares about rules". He did not say this because he was lazy to think of them but because he was...
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  4. TheWhiteFace New Player

    ...cheese and had decided to retreat from his day to day life responsibilities. The end.
  5. TheWhiteFace New Player

    New story: In a galaxy far far away...
  6. Sir That Guy Loyal Player

    Emma Watson ruled all and was invincible:p
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  7. Ghostof91 New Player

    She later dreamed of becoming the most beautiful Ghost ever in her upcoming role of the Harry Potter film.
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  8. Zuse Loyal Player

    but little did she know that she was going to ...
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  9. The 14th Doctor Dedicated Player

    ...become a powerful Auror and fight the second most powerful wizard (after Harry Potter). However, she heard a TARDIS and watched as the 14th Doctor stepped out, greeting her by...
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  10. Black Fist Loyal Player

    the refrigerator that had... just an awful smell coming from it. "Gross," she said. "I know," said the 14th Doctor. "There's some old Zuse cheese in there. Anyway, Sir That Guy has a picture of you in his sig and it's super frickin' cute, what is it from?" "Well," she said, "It's from...
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  11. Zuse Loyal Player

    the seventh circle of hell taken from Dionysius I of Syracuse but it wasnt free i had to...
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  12. The 14th Doctor Dedicated Player

    ...claw my way from the pits of...
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  13. Scarlet Mysty Loyal Player

    ...Giganta's arms, which by the way are far far more smelly than Zuse's cheese. However in doing so I was able to....
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  14. Zuse Loyal Player

    speak to an old man who said...
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  15. Scarlet Mysty Loyal Player

    I'm here to tear down everything around you,
    and you know what I'm going to replace it with?
    God. The world of God.
    So take your bread and give it to the poor.
    What difference does it matter what you own?
    You have gold and silver it's going to rot,
    and that rot is going to eat away your heart.
    All of you. There will be a flood and there will be a fire.
    Everything will be destroyed.
    But there will be a new ark riding on that fire and I hold the keys,
    and I open the door, and I decide who goes in and who doesn't.

    You think God belong's only to you?
    He doesn't.
    God´s an immortal spirit who belongs to everybody - to the whole world.
    You think your special?
    God is not an Israelite.
    In the desert the baptists warned us, God is coming.
    But I'm telling you it's too late.
    He's already here.
    I'm here.
    And I'm going to baptize everybody... With FIRE!

    Come with me...

    In the name of the prophet,
    In the name of Jerimiah, the father,
    In the name of the most holy...

    I call you here!
    ;)
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  16. Black Fist Loyal Player

    And Emma was all like, "Okay...." And she cast a spell that caused the old man...
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  17. Zuse Loyal Player

    to fart so hard that...
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  18. Black Fist Loyal Player

    ...fecal matter spewed from the bottoms of his jeans. Emma Watson was all like...
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  19. Scarlet Mysty Loyal Player

    ..thats enough, i'm outta here and apparated to....
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  20. Black Fist Loyal Player

    Canada. Realizing she'd made a terrible mistake, she apparated to...
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