Newsflash: Captain Solo Crashes Millennium Fail-con

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Ava1Spade, May 26, 2014.

  1. Ava1Spade New Player

    Lonewolves live shorter lives.

    9 out of 10 doctors agree that the other 1 is wrong for being alone.

    So the next time you are playing with other people and they act like the only person that exists, remember the saying:

    Captain Solo Crashes Millennium Fail-con
  2. The Enquirer Steadfast Player

    Ironically Han Solo has a wingman.
  3. Ava1Spade New Player

    Luke Skywalker could not fly.
  4. The Enquirer Steadfast Player


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    Chewbacca says hi. Coincidentally that'd be who I was referring to.

    EDIT: Yes, yes Luke could. Very well in fact.
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  5. Ava1Spade New Player

    No. Like a bird. Luke couldn't even levitate. Jesus could at least walk on water. Luke could, however, make large jumps.

    Now the Han and Chewie thing is weird, because they are supposed to good friends but except for an occasional out of place moment on screen, it's mostly "Chewie do this, Chewie do that". Although co-pilot, he was also the navigator, engineer, cargo specialist, weapon specialist, communications specialist, and probably chef of the galley. Not so much a wingman, more like a gopher. A tall gopher with long fur and a laser crossbow.

    But don't get me started on the laser crossbow. That's just crazy.
  6. KemistiOMG Committed Player

    WTF does that even mean?
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  7. Fools Fire Loyal Player

    He never could do that. His superpower was being able to instantly find shallow puddles.
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  8. SuperSoldier Devoted Player


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    Indiana Jones meets Han Solo
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