New DLC officially announced, officially.

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by LucidityKJ, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. LucidityKJ Dedicated Player

    As the lead project designer for the newest DLC being released sometime between tomorrow and 2020, I am proud to announce the details formed in another thread that it didn't rly belong in to begin with.

    1. A new Taco aura.
    This aura features bits of ground beef, lettuce, tomato, and chunks of sour cream that swirl around your character. Any time you get too close to a wall or another player, the sour cream globulets will splatter. It causes no damage, but it's funny.

    2. A new Taco-pet trinket
    It looks like this: [IMG]

    3. Taco Protection Unit: Available in the marketplace, it prevents other players from eating your taco aura or taco pet for 1 week.

    4. Cash Cap raise for Premium players: Premium players will get a raise from $2000 to $2001.

    5. Unicorn Powers - details still in progress. This powerset will have 4 branches instead of the normal 2, and can be used for either controlling, tank, healer, or DPS. Upon reaching level 10, you must decide your off-role (tank, controller, or healer) and, of course, you will have a DPS tree and that off-role tree. This powers confirmed abilities include: magical poke, radiant blast, rainbow vomit, happiness, and death maul.

    6. New Legends characters: We will be seeing Oracle and George being added to the Legends roster. If you don't know who George is, you suck. But here's a picture: [IMG]

    7. New city: We are currently in debate as to adding Rapture (from Bioshock), Dakoda (from Static Shock), Midgar, or Springfield.

    8. New Mentors: The new mentors will be Oracle and Calculator. I mean, they're pretty much already everybody's mentors anyway.

    9. New Features in character creation: You are now able to edit the sizes of individual body parts. Now you don't have to have everybody looking humanoid. You can have huge feet and tiny legs, or a very tiny head, or a huge chest and tiny arms. Etc.
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  3. Mont New Player

    not available to krypton criminals
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  5. Mont New Player

    so u admit u r a criminal ?
  6. LucidityKJ Dedicated Player

    False. Lucid Enterprises does not discriminate.
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  8. Mont New Player

    so this isnt u?
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  10. Mont New Player

    to bad looks like u was winning 4 a change
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  16. Brother Cimorelli New Player

    Ok not sure of what thread im in right
  17. Mont New Player

    it is the funhouse, u pays ur money yous takes ur chances
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  18. LucidityKJ Dedicated Player

    I now really want this DLC lol not even gonna lie.
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  19. Gwalir Loyal Player

    With this playerbase, I don't see this ending well. :p
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  20. General Zod 10000 Post Club

    You mean to say... it's not true? :(

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