Now that the mandatory 48 hours have passed, I have to report Sir That Guy as missing. After campaigning for the FOSMWTF...IDK title and receiving it, there has been no response. Primary suspect below. Please approach with caution.
Suspect was sited recently leaving an area Home Depot, was reported to purchase cutting instruments and plastic sheeting. Search efforts are needed to intensify.
*cries* Please bring him back home to us! We'll give you anything you want, my dear Watson, anything! *sobs* Just bring him back alive! Please! *hyperventilates*
So just in case this is a dead or alive warrant: Suspect questioned, tough to the end, claimed to be innocent about Sir Guy That. But confessed to be involved in the recent death of her hamster.... If this was just an alive warrant - I guess the job was for free then....
Maybe she is a zombie and wanted to eat brains.... Oh wait, we are talking about sir that guy.... never mind....
Listen, I'm dead serious about this: Call me "Wade" again and you won't live long enough to regret that