Last one to post wins

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Oh yes, waiter..excuse me.
Yes, ah can I have the pheasant in the gravy.
Er, stuffed inside a fox.
Yes, and could you then stuff that fox inside a bison? As a starter.

Hold for a second- I'm not joking
This cage should not be open
My Camelion might be hiding loose
Oh god, so's the stripy Tigoose
And yes they're stunning and yes they're wonderous
But they're cunning and they might come for us
If there's rumpus, you're able to run I trust?

So yes, basically it lunged at me with it's claws bared and it's teeth clamped together.
So of course I shot it in the face.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be princess Anne.

Gradually Watermelon.

I will take your lunch away from you.

()

The ice rink in the bathroom is incredibly cold
Whoever left the penguin in the fridge please pick him up (Please!) ‘cause he's unsettling the chef
- (Ring!)- Who's that ringing up? (Hello!)
Who ordered ten kiss-o-gram animals and why is everyone in the back room dressed as Santa Claus?

Bonus thumbs up for mentioning the City of Fails, Dorkland

This is the last post.

No, this is.

No, this is.

Nope

YEAH!

The ones posting after this are rotten eggs

Nah

You sir, are a rotten egg