Just Because....

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Free2BeMe, Aug 31, 2014.

  1. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    So, yeah, starting up a new thread because the Funhouse is seriously getting boring around here.... So, how about a little "hypothetical" game?

    If you just found out that tomorrow was your last day on Earth, who would you spend it with, and what would you do?
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  2. Fools Fire Loyal Player

    I'd probably join everyone at the Superman statue for some Local Chat.
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  3. Feenicks New Player

    MsJonzz on the couch watching netflix.
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  4. DEMONIZER1 Loyal Player

    Family and friends and throw one hell of a going away party!


    IA ARMY
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  5. The 13ht Doctor New Player

    Easy: If tomorrow was my last day on Earth, I would be packing for my trip into space. Chances are I would be going to Mars, so I'm sure my family could come with me. I might say goodbye to everyone, but it seems like the last minute for that if I was leaving that day.
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  6. The Enquirer Steadfast Player

    I hear the taxes on Mars are quite high. My understanding is Pluto is the way to go. Just pack warm clothes and a few DvD's.

    EDIT: To answer the question seriously, probably spend time with my family to be honest.
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  7. Deathmike Devoted Player

    Clarification needed: last day on Earth why? Is the Earth getting destroyed or is it just me dying?

    Deathmike out.
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  8. The 13ht Doctor New Player

    Plot twist: you're just leaving Earth and no one is dying and Earth isn't being destroyed. That's how I see it.
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  9. Deathmike Devoted Player

    Well that's no fun...

    Deathmike out.
  10. La Shark Dedicated Player

    Spend it with the kids in my family and play kick ball and monster tag. Watch the sun set while playing cards. Look up at the stars and speculate. THE END
  11. dngnb8 Devoted Player

    I would spend half the day with my wife, and half with my g/f.... (just kidding about the g/f part)
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  12. The 13ht Doctor New Player

    When this happens, do what I do: Dig into the Funhouse and find old threads that you find interesting and bring it back by posting something followed by this gif:
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  13. Yui Loyal Player

    I'd do everything I've always wanted to do :confused:
  14. Mont New Player

    Rob a bank
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  15. bareheiny 10000 Post Club

    Put my plan for global destruction within 24hrs in place.
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  16. Sage-Rapha Steadfast Player

    Die alone in a ditch. :D
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  17. The 13ht Doctor New Player

    If that's what you're into... I'm sure you would spend your last moments with someone, and if not, they'd spend it with you. Unless you see it as you are leaving Earth to join a space colony, I'd say a ditch is the last place to be.
  18. Sage-Rapha Steadfast Player

    Nah. Id rather be alone.
    And destroyed in a planetary explosion lol
  19. bareheiny 10000 Post Club

    This thread made me think of "Dead Man Blues"....enjoy:

    I went to a doctor with a pain in my head
    He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you're dead,
    It's gonna be slow and painful
    It ain't gonna be no fun"
    So I went home and decided
    I'll end it now my life's done

    Game Over, end of the ride
    It's suicide!!!

    So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth
    I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed
    I jumped in front of a truck
    I missed and only felt a breeze
    Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said:
    "Exact change, please!!!"

    I survived, was still alive!
    I dropped a toaster in the tub with me
    It did wonders for my hair
    Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff
    Got lost on my way there
    I took a jar of sleeping pills
    But all I did was snooze
    I can't do nothing right
    I got the Dead Man Blues!

    Can't get it right
    I'm feeling so uptight
    I can't die I gotta wonder why
    I try and try and try but I can't die
    I've got the Dead Man Blues
    'Cause even if I win I lose

    I threw a rope around the rafters
    Around my neck, stood on a chair
    The phone rings, my machine picks up
    And guess who's there?
    It's a message from my doctor
    And he says: "Hey lucky break!
    It was just a dirt on the X-ray
    Whoops! I made a mistake!"

    And then I slipped off the chair
    And I was hanging there:
    I've got the Dead Man Blues
    'Cause even if I win I lose
    The Dead Man Blues
  20. Billy Sparks Committed Player