Oh. I figured it was something else. How about... "What do you call a squash in high heels and a mini skirt?" A Sassy-Squash
I can't get onto the internet. This. What you are reading, is in your mind. You have been in a terrible accident. Your brain has been severed from your spine yet I am alive. Or we are alive. The doctors fixed us up yet I still cannot move your body or open your eyes or anything. I am, We are very smart and trying to keep us from going insane by creating this aspect of your life you has been addicted to for so long up so at some point We will be reunited. I am, We are not on the internet.
Entertain you? a bit vague don't ya think? (Had a night out w/ some friends, planning a bachelor party..., maybe had a little, teensy, tiny, bit of wine... but eh, who cares, right?)
