If you were a computer program or virus what would you do?

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Great Spirit, Mar 31, 2016.

  1. Great Spirit Devoted Player

    Like maybe if you were an exe program

    I would be Newel.exe not sure what I would do though....maybe just create threads no one likes and complain about how things are

    What would you be like based on your usual personality?
  2. Drathmor Unwavering Player

    zero all the bank accounts of any of the largest banks that lead to the housing crash
  3. Multiverse Wanderer Well-Known Player

    Display a message in your html browser that says "I know your secret"....
    that's it.

    My satisfaction would come from knowing thousands of people would lose their **** over nothing.
  4. The 14th Doctor Dedicated Player

    I'd absorb the power of all computer viruses and become the ultimate virus, capable of doing anything all computer viruses I have absorbed can do.
  5. Saami Loyal Player

    I would send weird messages with other people´s accounts in different forums.
  6. dngnb8 Devoted Player

    I would create a species ending event
  7. Superskull85 Devoted Player

    Well if you're "just an EXE file" you're not going to do a whole lot these days. ;)
  8. HideTheBodies Loyal Player

    Every time I infected a computer, I would display "The Matrix has you, Neo" on the screen.
  9. OANGL Well-Known Player

    Post all of the **** you look at on all of your social media pages.
  10. Bwow Level 30

    infect....
    infect....
    INFECT!!!!!!!
  11. SuperSoldier Devoted Player

  12. Great Spirit Devoted Player

    Sniff?
  13. SuperSoldier Devoted Player

    [IMG]
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  14. Erin Arror Dedicated Player

    Erin.exe can help replicate Newal.exe to run on other platforms: Linux, mobile, BIOS, smart cars, and Internet of Things (street lights and wireless toasters).
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  15. Fatal Star 10000 Post Club

    Post the videos you watch on porno sites on your FB account
  16. IIThe QuestionII Loyal Player

    I'd probably just jump the PC to hibernation mode so i can continue sleeping.
  17. Yaoi Pope Dedicated Player

    Hack into DCUO and make it where if anyone tries to play as Flash in a Legends PVP match it will destroy their platforms hard-drive.

    [IMG]
    should have played fair =/
  18. Great Spirit Devoted Player

    that nuke would make an awesome signature