Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Chaos Evolution, Jan 16, 2017.

  1. Chaos Evolution Devoted Player

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  2. melvinpox Devoted Player

    Pretty tough.
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  3. aurorabenz07 Loyal Player

    Nope. Not tough one bit but I have been told that I get super strong when I get scared and punch the thing that scares and makes me cry
  4. darth_paul Dedicated Player

    I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning without any milk.
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  5. Echo Blue Committed Player

    Hello everyone,

    I survived a fight with Chuck Norris. I got into a death match with Chuck Norris in Italy, and right before he was gonna kill me I said; "you're letting him kill Martha." And Chuck was all like, "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?" And my friend said "that's his mother's name." And then Chuck didn't kill me.... go figure....?
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  6. WarriorOfScotland Active Player

    When Chuck Norris was a child, his parents told him stories about me to scare him to sleep.
    On a more serious note, I have done my own dental work...
  7. HideTheBodies Loyal Player

    Men aren't as tough as they used to be...



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  8. The Forest Shadow Well-Known Player

    I have a 5th dan black belt in aikido, do my own stitches, grow my own Carolina Reaper peppers, and put myself through college by bouncing at a nudie bar down by the Los Angeles Port.
  9. Davenport Committed Player

    I wrote a paper in college that covered, in detail, every flaw in one of the course books - one that was written by the professor.
  10. Rockhound665 Steadfast Player

    As Jim Ross would say, I'm tougher than a $2 steak.
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  11. Permafrost Imp Active Player

    I'm so tough that I memed a fellow and he unsubscribed from the internet.
  12. VictoryMC98 Dedicated Player

    I'm as tough as water.