Some of this is grim humour, some of it is not. I'll let you be the arbiters, and I openly invite additions, re-definition or corrections. Let's start with some of the most contentious definitions. DPS: I can't afford an additional Armory. Cash Grab: I want that, but I want it for free. Pay To Win: I REALLY want that, but I want it for free. Support Role: You have chosen to waste at least one of the Armories you have. Elite: You are not me. Noob: I am not you. Healer: Zero DPS. Tank: In my way. Controller: I have no idea. Nerf: Taking my toys away. Solo: Let me try my new loadout. Duo: Let me try my new loadout whilst getting my team-mate killed. Alert: I think this new loadout works... Raid: ...no, it doesn't.
