Explain a Mission Badly

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by The 14th Doctor, Oct 2, 2018.

  1. The 14th Doctor Dedicated Player

    This one's obvious. Explain a mission from DCUO, but like, really terribly. There can be repeats. Also, you can do this for DLCs. I'll start

    Titans Training Simulator: Something goes wrong and Terra calls Batman "Daddy"

    Zamaron Conversion Chamber: Everyone loves each other, but too much

    Bane missions: People use steroids, but they probably shouldn't

    Joker/TO Morrow missions: everyone's laughing! Wait... No, that's a little much. Also, robots

    Fight for the Light: Everyone's emotions get a little out of hand
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  2. MrMigraine Devoted Player

    Creepy old dude asks you to crash a kid's party.

    (Halloween Seasonal)
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  3. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Family Reunion - Bruce's greatest failure was not convincing his parents to exit out the front.

    Assault and Battery - The key to success is Ranx whizz.

    Doomsday - The last two people from a dead planet fight for bragging rights to a planet they could destroy by doing so.
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  4. myandria Item Storage

    Tutorial: Take a lovely, interactive tour through a Brainiac Ship! Depending on the choices you made at the "Choose your path" menu at the entrance, you will meet either Superman or Lex Luthor at the end of your tour! Enjoy!
  5. BernUnit81 Devoted Player

    Unholy Matrimony - You go to meet your lady's family and it doesn't go well......at all.
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  6. The 14th Doctor Dedicated Player

    A Rip in Time: You get into a stranger's car
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  7. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Rise of the Bat - Batwoman knocks you out so you don't know the Batcave location. Even after explaining you've been there before she does it anyway. Because the other schmucks you're with skipped content.
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  8. Chaos Evolution Devoted Player

    Blackest Night - you help all the other ink pens fight the black ink pen
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  9. Brit Loyal Player

    (Scarecrow) - A sewer doctor has really bad gas and you have to stop it.

    (Klarion) - Heroes beat up child on Halloween for candy.
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  10. Jade Rebel Dedicated Player

    Unholy matrimony: family reunion gone wrong

    Spector missions: a guy has an emotion issue and goes on a rampage and then regains his emotions after kicking some ritual rocks around

    Gotham university duo: was told to stop black adam, but overall did zombie/scarab extermination cleaning instead
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  11. Brit Loyal Player

    (Unholy Matrimony) - Man asks his crush's father for permission to propose... then she invites her friends over to beat up her Dad.
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  12. Brit Loyal Player

    (Love and War) - Man has his friends beat up his girlfriend's friends until she agrees to do what he wants.

    (Visitor duo) - Beat up a redhead because you don't know him, but then help him when he asks you to terrorize a local politician.
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  13. Miss Adora Loyal Player

    (villain side) Star Lab solo....go aping around for the Flashes
    (villain side) Gotham Warehouse....chase the ***** just to buy dinner
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  14. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    South Gotham Courthouse - Don't Judge me cause I'm Brainiac.

    Prime Battleground - Husband swapping.
  15. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Panopticon...do-do-de-do-do...

    Panopticon...do-do-do-do

  16. The 14th Doctor Dedicated Player

    Iceberg Lounge: Rich white guy has a party. Lesbians throw their own party

    Gotham Sewers: Guy with multiple personalities wants you to do a thing. Not that thing. Actually, yeah, that thing

    Brainiac Ship: We'll save you from your kidnapper, but only if you work for us

    Aquaman/Circe missions: The fish fight back
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  17. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    HIVE - "We're Bees!", "We're Wasps!"...No, you're sheep.

    Ferris Aircraft - Communists try to take over a government installation.
  18. Chaos Evolution Devoted Player

    Ferris Aircraft Duo - you attempt to subdue the cannibals at a Cannibal Corpse mosh pit
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  19. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    League Hall: Security Breach - Mantis gloats he can pay full retail.
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  20. BernUnit81 Devoted Player

    Kandahq [as soon as you hit level 30] - You decide to do some traveling and.......WTF!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!!!!
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