Ban the user above (game)

banned for being mature

banned for another ddos attack on Warframe login servers happening

banned for going completely off the rails

Banned for never being on the rails

banned for giving spiders drugs

Banned because I felt like it.

Banned for not saying tgif

banned for following a stupid tradition

Banned for not following the tradition of love only ur wife and forsake all others

banned for making it personal

Banned cause

banned for smiling too much

Banned for not smiling enough

banned for liking velvet and not cashmere

Banned because silk>wool

banned because polyester-cotton blend > silk

Banned for wearing leisure suits

banned for criticizing my birthday suit

Banned for indecent exposure

banned for failing to realize that that is decent exposure