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Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013.

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  1. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    Well I was honestly avoiding this but someone threatened to throw things. If it's money I hope it's bills and not coins because that could hurt. So start throwing money, questions and whatever else you want starting now.

    Potato&Panda Inc.
    You've got questions, we've got answers.
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  2. Deathmike Devoted Player

    The threads have aligned, the prophecy is complete!

    Deathmike out.
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    Deathmike, Jul 17, 2013
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  3. Notangie New Player

    Is your pyramid air-conditioned?
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    Notangie, Jul 17, 2013
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  4. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    Central air of course. The shape cools easily actually and saves on utility bills.
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  5. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    What are you the Pharaoh of?
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    Free2BeMe, Jul 17, 2013
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  6. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    Was that a question? Wait, do I need to go to your thread to ask that?
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  7. StillCheckmate Committed Player

    [IMG]
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    StillCheckmate, Jul 17, 2013
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  8. Deathmike Devoted Player

    I can't answer those two questions, you'll have to go to my thread to ask them there.:D

    Deathmike out.
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    Deathmike, Jul 17, 2013
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  9. Deathmike Devoted Player

    Can you be anything you want to be?
    I tried turning myself into anything I think that I could ever be.. but it didn't work.:(
    I just wanna be free with my tempo... be free.. be free...

    Deathmike out.
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    Deathmike, Jul 17, 2013
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  10. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    My roots are in Egypt but nowadays we have expanded to the Dakotas, Cleveland and Idaho. Our embassy is going in Hawaii. That took some work and it really doesn't make sense but I needed a winter pyramid.
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  11. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    If potatoes have eyes, does that mean they can see?
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    Free2BeMe, Jul 17, 2013
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  12. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    Yeah let's tear this place up! Like an 80's band in a hotel room!
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  13. Treat New Player

    Why do I keep thinking Pharaoh and death are the same? DX Dang avatars
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    Treat, Jul 17, 2013
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  14. Free2BeMe Loyal Player

    You just answered your own question, now you have to ask another :p
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    Free2BeMe, Jul 17, 2013
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  15. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    You can be anything you want to be. If you have enough money. We at Potato&Panda Inc. can do amazing things with our genetic manipulation labs.

    And if you want to be free I would suggest boxers instead of the tight whites.
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  16. StillCheckmate Committed Player

    I might have had a gif for that if Tokio Hotel didn't exist.
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    StillCheckmate, Jul 17, 2013
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  17. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    It depends what branch of the company you are buying from. if you are buying from the genetic mutations branch they can. They also come with telekinesis, super strength, invulnerability, you name it.

    Potato&Panda Inc.
    With the power of potatoes we can do anything.
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  18. Treat New Player

    But why?
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    Treat, Jul 17, 2013
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  19. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    It might be because of the high casualty rate in some of our factories. This has been greatly exaggerated. And possibly because you keep asking me to help you kill Zod.

    Potato&Panda Inc.
    3 straight days accident free!(Crud! Back to 0 on that.)
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    Pharaoh, Jul 17, 2013
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  20. Pharaoh Dedicated Player

    Your right that's tough. I found an image for now.

    [IMG]
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