Ask Celeste Arcana..

It's like shaking the ol' magic 8-ball.. With much more vague responses.

So,
When r u going to disappear again n leave ur fans with sad faces once again?

What should I ask?

Obviously I could, but should I?

A question

Hopefully not for a long time. And I have fans? Awhhhhh

Why wouldn't you?

Because I can't find another penguin.

Which leads me to another question, where can I find another penguin?

And do you think the cinnamon contributed to the horribly horrific events of last summer?

Yes, the cinnamon definitely contributed. Statistics show that cinnamon is the leading cause of ALL horribly horrific events of last summer.

As for the penguin, you could start at the zoo.

Ha...I was actually at the Zoo on the weekend.

Sadly, no penquins were to be seen. Do you suppose an Otter would be a suitable substitute?

Hmmm....if it is, mayhap I should aquire two - just in case the cinammon wasn't the problem and the penquin was the cause of those horrible, nightmare inducing days.

Hmm.. Interesting theory.. Perhaps try to get at least ONE penguin and two otters, just in case one of the otters is allergic to the nutmeg that you will be using in place of the cinnamon. One penguin will do Bc penguins have no allergies other than belly button lint, so be sure to keep that to a minimum..

Cinnamon should be avoided at ALL costs. If it turns out the penguin was actually the problem, the two otters should have no problem killing the penguin. If this does occur, dissolve the penguin carcass in a cinnamon/Unicorn tear mixture and reward the otters with twinkies and martinis.

According to the Audi car commercial , penguins come from the north pole, even though they are at the south pole, u would think they would ask siri

Ooooh another one, nice

Hi Celeste, how are you on this fine day ?

Leader

It's nice to see people are still inspired by me after all these years.

Deathmike out.

OMFG Deathmike!! That took me by surprise XD

For someone whom is always out, you seem to come in to the forums to reply a bunch. Irony?

Do you think Queen CC will get angered by the new competition ??

~looks between Queen CC's ask thread and Celeste Arcana's~

Why did you leave for so long again?