HOW TOUGH ARE YOU?

Pretty tough.

Nope. Not tough one bit but I have been told that I get super strong when I get scared and punch the thing that scares and makes me cry

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning without any milk.

Hello everyone,

I survived a fight with Chuck Norris. I got into a death match with Chuck Norris in Italy, and right before he was gonna kill me I said; "you're letting him kill Martha." And Chuck was all like, "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?" And my friend said "that's his mother's name." And then Chuck didn't kill me.... go figure....?

When Chuck Norris was a child, his parents told him stories about me to scare him to sleep.
On a more serious note, I have done my own dental work...

Men aren't as tough as they used to be...

I have a 5th dan black belt in aikido, do my own stitches, grow my own Carolina Reaper peppers, and put myself through college by bouncing at a nudie bar down by the Los Angeles Port.

I wrote a paper in college that covered, in detail, every flaw in one of the course books - one that was written by the professor.

As Jim Ross would say, I'm tougher than a $2 steak.

I'm so tough that I memed a fellow and he unsubscribed from the internet.

I'm as tough as water.