The thread with the most posts Evar! (W.I.P)

If a duck is touched by a human at a very young age and imprints on that human (or, whatever the term is for believing it to be its parent), it thinks it is a human. What if we are all ducks with overly active imaginations?

These deep thoughts are fun.

I wonder what places I've been to for the last time...

Well this thread has reached 4 pages. Keep up the good posting, remember the thrill lies not in reaching the destination but the journey.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

That one's probably as old as the Sphinx's riddle.

Wrong, when it is a portal to Hell

Nope. I invented it. Just now. I also just invented a new word/concept: plagerism.

The stereotypical cartoon heart is just two anatomical hearts together...

Always thought it was the shape of Cupids **** after he sat on one of his own arrows and then sat on the floor

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Nothing but Country Music
Silence is Golden

What would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will now grow?"

If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Every day, you are once day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

How did you know!!! Always have nachos when we go up town once a month, and today is that day!!

I almost forgot this thread.

Why? Why would you do something like that?

Im ready for episode 16.
Are you? It launch today.