Chuck Norris Facts in DCUO

Thanks a lot to the Mod for cleaning up a little!

To everyone else:
This is a fun-topic about a specific kind of jokes. This is not everyone's humour and no-one is forced to think this is funny.
If you can't laugh about this kind of jokes, then feel free to read something else. But please don't destroy the fun for others.

Now back to topic please:

- Chuck Norris can reset the CC-bounties.
- When Chuck Norris enters the boss-room of the Avatar of Meta in FOS2, the avatar doesn't dare to use anymore movementmodes or pets.

New DLC, no new Chuck Norris facts? Impossible!

- When Chuck Norris passes the Paradox-Tunnel in T5-OPs, the iconics only attack him, when hey have a raidgroup.
- Chuck Norris uses 4 trinkets - in the T5-solo-challenges.
- When Chuck Norris crafts a V-Mod, it is always expert.
- Salvaging items, Chuck Norris gets exceptional recovery kits.
- To survive the last room in Nexus, when Chuck Norris shows up, the Lexes need to hide in a shield.

Paradox Prowlers would always hide because Chuck Norris was prowling them. The Devs have since kindly asked him to stop, and the Prowlers have come out of hiding.

Lex didn't turn Superman and Batman evil to rule the world. He did it because he needed something to distract Chuck Norris while he ran away. It didn't work.

There is a Chuck Norris powerset as well as a Chuck Norris' beard weapon, because only Chuck Norris can be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows about the rally button, but he never needs to use it. Ever.
He has no limit of Promethium Lockboxes.
He always gets what he wants out of a Lockbox.
Chuck Norris is level 31.
In a duel, Chuck Norris lets you have a 5-minute head start and doesn't throw any punches. You will still lose because of his beard.

chuck norris's toon name in DCUO is DCUO

like my old post says

Chuck Norris doesn't duel, he just allows you to lose

Chuck Norris would be a better Batman than Batman.

Some people just can't have fun. It's funny, because it's creative ridiculousness that gives one a humorous mental image.

Steel says Chuck Norris is OP in Legends matches.

When Chuck Norris solo queues for raids, he gets his own instance.

Yellow crystals in Robinson Park smash Chuck Norris to build their supecharge.

Chuck Norris can solo Nexus.

- T5-OPs-groups are waiting in the paradox tunnel for iconics to show up. The iconics are waiting for Chuck Norris to show up.
- Chuck Norris can recover 15 Exobtys from a Mod - with an alpha recovery-kit.
- Chuck Norris gets non-DPS time traveler drops.
- Chuck Norris can sell and buy lockbox-rings and -necks at the broker.

Churck Norris destroyed all the bouncy balls in the vault.

Chuck Norris Kneels before Zod.

That's right I said it.

Kneels only to dupe Zod into getting his butt kicked.
Please don't kill me.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet to see who could finish FOS3 first and the loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.

Chuck Norris can access all of his escarow despite being premium
When Chuck Norris quits a raid, the dev's have to wait 10 minutes before being allowed in their homes
It's not a power battery, green lanterns press their rings against Chuck Norris to recharge

Deathstroke is farming Promethium Lock Boxes to get all of the Chuck Norris style pieces.