Life as a roll of tape

Have you ever been using something and realized how brutal life as that object would be?

For example, I was peeling a roll of packing tape back for work this morning and I realized.... if I was a roll of tape I would be so miserable. People would constantly be pulling off my outermost layer of skin.... and when all of my skin was gone they would simply discard me like I hadn't just given them everything I had.

Sounds like life in a corporate environment.

I never thought of it that way


Mind=blown and stuff

Although this post was not intended to be metaphorical, thank you for making it so. I am so much deeper than I thought.

^lol

This thread is hardcore

Your face

Be careful with calling somebody's face hardcore. This IS the internet. You never know what can result from that

Your face is the internet!

Now I understand the statement "The internet is an ugly place." Hahahaha

I know!! That's why they call me hardcore face, duuuuuuh!!!

Did you just insult yourself?

It's a frequent thing for me lol.

But yeah, am I the only one who occasionally feels bad for inanimate objects? Please tell me I'm not the only one here who's completely lost his mind...

Since reading your post I feel bad for pencil sharpeners..... I'd also rather not get into details.

You feel bad for the sharpeners? But not the pencils?

The pencils do bad things It's they're own fault for what happens to them

The write. That is their sole purpose. Also, unlike pens, they allow you to erase. Pencils are the good guys here. You're delusional. I'm afraid to know your opinions of hi-liters.

Pens don't need to be "sharpened."

Pens also explode all over your clothing and hands. Plus, if you're like me and mindlessly chew on things, pens will leak ink into your mouth. Very unpleasant, trust me.

Pencils break I got a splinter once!