Superman vs Batman: Top 10 Reasons Superman Wins!

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Battle Man, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. Battle Man Committed Player

  2. Delta795 New Player

    Agreed, Supes mops the floor with The Dark Knight
    BUT
    Cpt. Marvel > both Supes and Bats
    As strong as Superman, smarter than Bats no known weaknesses
    Also he's my favorite!
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  3. recespieces31 New Player

  4. Red Krampon New Player

    The fact that he refers to TDKR as "Elseworlds" invalidates his arguments and existence yo.
  5. Battle Man Committed Player

    Mine too. Captain Marvel is the real deal.

    And really, I don't care...I just like The Angry Joe Show.
    He just happens to be a pretty big comic book fan.
  6. Battle Man Committed Player

    I never took you for a fanboy, yo.

    Say it ain't so.
  7. Red Krampon New Player

    Not as much an issue of fanboyism as one of facts yo. Facts is facts yo. TDKR is from 86. First Elseworlds books is 89 yo.
  8. Battle Man Committed Player

    Well, I'm not gonna re-watch it just to defend Joe...once was enough for me.
    You win, and by proxy...Batman.
  9. Red Krampon New Player

    Superman could win easily if he was ruthless yo. Telescopic vision combined with heat vision equals a lobotomized Batman from miles away yo. I just hate when people mess up the facts yo. So little in life has any permanence yo. So I'm a stickler for the facts ya hear! But yeah, Superman all day if he was willing to do what needed to be done to win.
  10. Battle Man Committed Player

    I'm with you bro. And I've been out of the loop for far too long to make an intelligent argument.
    I barely collect comics at all these days.

    I just don't see the big deal with Batman, and quite love the man of steel.
    And when it comes right down to it, these discussions are fun but really it's writer vs writer.
    So what are you gonna do, ya know?
  11. Meta Flare New Player

    batman carries kryptonite on him at all times, krytonite will kill superman (if you dont count that terrible movie a few yrs back). supes only chance is to kill him from far away. but im pretty sure batman would win.
  12. MetaMax75 Devoted Player

    Batman wins, but only because he's Batman.
    Here watch this:

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  13. Battle Man Committed Player

    You know, I'm pretty sure I could take Batman.
    I fight pretty okay, one good punch would do it.

    The idea that this discussion is even take seriously offends me.
    And nerds will burn.
  14. MetaMax75 Devoted Player

    I don't know. Batman fights really okay. That's at least two steps above pretty okay. Although you do have the advantage of being real.
  15. Battle Man Committed Player

    I'm just sayin, I took a little Hapkido when I was in 7th grade.
    That's a lot like knowing Karate.
  16. Deathmark New Player

    i
    t

    Guys, you both just said Captain Marvel is smarter than Batman. I'm afraid as such your opinion on this Supes Vs Bats matter has been invalidated.
  17. Battle Man Committed Player

    Actually, I never said that.
    So the fact that you said I did pretty much invalidates your opinion on...well everything.

    Good day.
  18. risen New Player

    They didnt expect the unexpected

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  19. Deathmark New Player


    You are right. The other guy did. Your opinion is not invalidated, you onyl said MArvel was your fav. I'm not sure how i read into that you agreed with him about Marvel's smartness. But that other guy's opinion is still invalidated.
  20. Battle Man Committed Player

    lol

    Everyone's opinion is valid dude.
    That's kinda the whole idea of having one.