I like the dodo as a suggestion. I don't think I'd like wings flapping really fast, would probably give me anxiety thinking the mount was exhausted all the time and what that would mean to me as a rider
If he's awake but that's doubtful. It depends on how many phone books he's sitting on to get his chin up to his desk.
Ever considered replacing his office chair with a trampoline? At least he might be able to reach his desk half the time.
He'd wind up going through the roof and get stuck. The guys up there on the tennis court would trip over his head.
If you bought one of those animation modelling suits it could be considered working, just tell people you are working on animation for some knock ups
Also tomorrow is the one year anniversary of the official duck mount announcement. Has it really been a year already? :O
Yeah, I know you were on the tentacle kick and now birds seem to be trending as mounts. Please, no birds with tentacles!! That said, someone on FB had shared a pic of these stunning horses awhile back. They embody what a mount should be, in my mind. http://impressivemagazine.com/2013/05/28/the-gypsy-vanner-horse-a-fairy-tail-breed/ They could be innovative and fly without wings. I mean, the mounts from ToT have no wings