So, like, I got a runny nose and phlegmy sore throat and a terrible headache, and I don't want to be awake but I can't sleep either... So whine with me. Whine in a way that might make me laugh, even though laughing hurts right now. Look for gifs of people suffering from minor injuries and illnesses who feel like the world is ending for them... I'll start...
Waa waa waa, when u get all toes amped , have neuropathy pain in both legs and in organs , diabetic retinopathy in both eyes , 1 eye half blind from a scratched cornea, I may feel a lil sorry for ur sore tum tum
actually thankfully my tum tum is fine. "Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better" Believe me, I know full well my issue is minor, but it really does feel like I'm dying right now obviously in a few days or so I'll be feeling much better (I hope) That's "the joke" so to speak. I'm mock pity partying to distract myself, but this is totally how I feel right now. Anyway, got any gifs to share?
Yups, that's where the name comes from, but call Monty that because the other name for "Montezuma's Revenge" is "Delhi Belly"
